I have just gone through todays paper.
Today however, iam not jazzed by my column. On page 12-the daily gossip- is a story about Toxic and her lost love.
Normally, the first thing i do is turn to page 14, i cant wait to read my story. Something caught my attention in the 'daily gossip'. the story about 'Toxic and her lost love.' You can imagine my shock at realising the guy being talked about is my EX!
Apparently he has been dating Toxic for 5 months and has been pleading with the girl to declare their love to the world. She chooses Nairobi star to say it and when the reporters call the guy to find if its true, he denies going out with her. Reason? he is actually living with some chick with whom they have a baby.
The juicy part; he is an aspiring ODM member of parliament. The shock wore off to be replaced my bouts of laughter and gigles.
People go through breakups, but there is always that one break up that changes you completely. I havent dated eversince i broke up with this guy in 2003. I discovered the safety of casual sex and learnt how to detach myself from people and from mushy and touchy situations. I came up with my countless list of 'things not to do with/for men.'
Don't blame me but this guy hurt me so bad i had on record a weight of 30kgs! Considering a year later i had HIV issues to deal with, i sort of forgot he existed.
Every woman will also confess to you that we get alot of satisfaction in finding out our ex's aren't having a good day.
To wake up today and read this makes my day. seriously it does.
Pray the guy doesnt get to page 14. thats where my column is. I'd give up alcohol for a month to see his face!
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Only you can use safety and casual sex together like that. And 30 kgs??? Eush, that was more than your share of heartbreak. I on the otherhand wish that he reads it. And no, I am not malicious :-)
LOL Jaber you are evil! But true, I silently dont wish the best for some of my crazy ex's. And the b*tch, Karma is always on the look out anyway. But your ex, he's another thing. Publicly denying the chiqa? I'd run fast if I was that baby mama.
ati? lost me somewhere ama ni vile tu nimechoka?
lol so who is this ODM Guy ebu let people know !
you got evil jokes! lol wacha tu
I aint That malicious Kip so i won't tell his name or his constituency.
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